How To Be A Heartbreaker

People of All Nations

Hello People of all nations! How is thy today? I am so excited! Do you want to know why? Of course you do silly!

At my school the “Turkey Trot” Dance is this Friday. I got a date! But I’m not into him or anything; I prefer to write romance not live it! Okay goodness. J

I am going to write a little about history! *Gasp* I know right?! But I have to be good in my Social Studies class; she caught me saying I liked her son. Thus, I do really well in her class! This will hopefully help me study.

Napoleon Bonaparte was a really mean dude. He forced Spain to sign a secret treaty to give “Louisiana” back to France. Back then Louisiana was about half size of the U.S. today. Well Thomas Jefferson said “Nope, you will not be more powerful by owning this land!” So he sent Robert Livingston to buy New Orleans, he failed. So Robert came back with James Monroe. Napoleon’s army and sugarcane crop was destroyed by a slave revolt. So Napoleon sold all of Louisiana territory to the U.S. for 15 million dollars, which is about 3 cents per acre.

Enough Lessons for you! Hmm, well some friendly advice to you is to love your friends. It’s not the amount of friends that matters but the quality of the friendships.

Also, my favorite teacher is Coach Golden. He is my keyboarding teacher! I’m his favorite student! I am just so special, no one can match it.

My math teacher, Coach Norton, is awesome! She said I was her favorite student. I love her! I actually want to learn math. It’s so cool, how I learned nothing last year and a ton this year.

I hope your day is filled with blessings! Here are some chatty comments (what I call questions you answer in the comments.) Have you ever had a real friend? What’s your story?

Okay, Goodbye Lovelies! The picture is of Francis (my 2^nd bestie) Special triple WOW!

WOW: Manacles- handcuffs

WOW: Mandate- an order or command placed in one’s hands

WOW: Manuscript- a handwritten or typed piece of writing such as a book.

Remy’s Recommended Readings

        Hello fans, friends, strangers, or haters! J Thank you for taking your wonderous time to come bless me with your beautiful faces through the computer screen! I enjoy every moment you are here!

 

         Don’t you love how the in the title all the words start with “R”? I do! Well hear is a book recommendation, I try to pick books out that almost anyone can read like my little sister. Here is my review of The Outsiders.

       

        The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton is a phenomenal book. It truly touched my heart. The characters are very remarkable and will never be forgotten. This book takes you too a whole new world through Ponyboy Curtis, a greaser’s, eyes. It is warming and astonishing. This book will tug at your heartstrings. I rate it 5 stars.

WARNING: I DO NOT RECOMMEND FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 11!

If you go to my school and know me personally then you answer my questions in the comments, or if you have read the book.

1. Who’s your favorite character? Why?

2. What’s your favorite part of the book?

3. What do you rate it?

4. If you had to change one thing what would it be?

WOW- Astonishing- amazing

MOM- ask parents if you can help be a personal secretary

School

            Hello Peoples who are extremely awesome because you are reading this! I am very happy to say that school is almost here! I miss my friends. Plus, I am sick of having nothing to do and my family is getting cranky. J Lucky me!

            Going into 7^th grade is going to be fun because now I kind of got the hang of middle school. Also, I am ready to do cheerleading again. I am so ready for school, it’s so much fun. Sure sometimes it’s hard and I get tired but it’s fun to get to meet new faces.

            My favorite subject is English. I love, love, love to write! So reading and writing is easy for me. Numbers?  Not so much. I am an o.k. student in math. I am also what you call a “goody-goody.”

            I am that kid who always has homework and follows rules. I have never gotten below a low B on a report card. This year I am hoping to get all A’s, it won’t be easy since I am in advanced classes (except math). But, if your allowance was based on how many A’s you got on a report card, you would understand.

            Okay, I want to ask you some questions for you, my lovely readers, to answer in the comments. 1. Do/Did you like school? 2. What is/was your favorite subject? 3. Do/Did you participate in sports?

            Ok my lovelies, that’s all for this week. Next week I plan to do cool activities for a rainy day and for a sunny day. Cool right?

WOW- aggrieved- feeling of resentment at having been unfairly treated

MOM- Ask your parents what chores you can do to make money. J

Weird

            Hello Peoples of all places! How you doing? I know I haven’t posted in like forever. I am not going to lie to you. I am lazy, really lazy. And I’ve been doing some research! J Can you guess what I researched? If you guessed ballet your wrong.

I’ve studied two very different things over the past few…..Uhm the past time period. The first thing I’ve studied is the art of chibi drawing. I looked it up on www.youtube.com. I usually prefer Mark Crilley. He teaches you in a very fun way and simple too. I enjoy it and I love to watch his videos.

The second thing I’ve studied is Mental Illnesses or you might know them as mental disorders. I enjoy poetry very much. I like to write in the point of view of others. Don’t ask me why I don’t know. I like to give myself a challenge. I like to feel other people’s desperation, emotions, and thoughts. I feel like it’s a new edge to poetry.

No I do not have a mental illness. But I am extremely weird and crazy. My mom says I try to be silly. I’m like don’t mistake my complicated train of thought for silliness. A poem for you guys!

Weirdness

Don’t mistake my voices as crazy,

Don’t mistake my logic as being silly.

I embrace weirdness and wild dreams,

It gives a spice and sweet side to life.

You may think I’m nuts,

I may as well be to your small,

“normal” brain.

I hate normal,

Everyone sees a tree,

I see a spirit of god’s work and an oxygen supply.

A paperclip is a new toy,

I like to be weird,

If I wasn’t I’d feel,

Very empty and rather alone.

If my voices suddenly stopped,

If my point of view changed,

If my train of thought was altered,

There would be an empty unfillable hole in my heart,

Because after a while,

That weirdness grows on you.

That concludes my blog post for today. J Deuces Peeps! 

Jesus Christ

Hey Guys!  J I had a ton of fun at my conference. I learned a lot and I made a few new friends, I’ll probably post pictures next week when I pick them out.

Today’s post is about following God. God should be the person you try to copy or mimic the most, and he won’t mind a bit. He knows what we think every second of the day and still loves us, and admit it sometimes we all think some not so nice things. God still loves you.

He gives a ton of forgiveness. We have all done something wrong, the best thing to do is to confess to God and ask for forgiveness. Trust me!

I use to think it was all kind of crazy and silly. I mean, really this dude is going to do all this? Then I realized how much Jesus Christ has helped me in my life. I am so sure my family thinks I have gone nuts when its midnight and I am looking out my window talking to God.

If I have a problem I go to God. All the time. Rain or Shine. Kind of like how your mailman’s motto is supposed to be. Let’s say this kid in your class is being really mean and you did absolutely nothing to them. Kill them with kindness, make it a joke and compliment them. Sometimes people are having a hard time and they don’t know how to God so they take it out on someone who can.

Isn’t that a blessing? You know Christ has got your back no matter what you do. They don’t know. So you can always help them learn! Now don’t start preaching in the middle of class but, that doesn’t mean you can’t during recess or lunch. You could make a new friend. J

My friend, Seth, and I weren’t really close until I brought up religion. Now we are always like “I’ll pray for you!” and “Your prayers helped.” Now I am way more active in my church, gummibears I love church now! It is so much fun and sometimes it just touches my heart! J

I am going to help out with my churches summer camp since I can’t attend! I love being able to help others love Jesus too. I really accepted him into my heart like in May of this year. I have always been a Christian but now I feel like I am one and I am proud to be one!

I hope your day is blessed.

WOW- God Confidence- feeling great about yourself because you realize God made you and he doesn’t make mistakes and you’re beautiful because he made you! J

MOM- Adults like massages, their bodies age against them, so always offer your parents a 2$ massage. J

1D

Hey Peoples! How are you? By the time you are reading this I’ll be traveling to a conference. I promise to tell you about my trip when I get back. J

Now as you may not know I am a “girly-girl” and I always get sucked into loving Boy bands. Well when “One Direction” came I told myself I wasn’t going to become a “Directioner.”

A Directioner is a huge fan of One Direction. We are very dedicated fans. Being a Directioner isn’t a title it is a lifestyle. One of my friends who goes to a different school has been a Directioner since she heard of them, so she is teaching me how to be a real Directioner.

Rule One: The word obsessed is NOT to be used, we prefer the term dedicated.

Rule Two: We have no favorites. We love them all equally. (Hardest rule for me.)

As part as what I call my Directioner training you should watch lots of You Tube videos about them. Such as “One Direction X Factor Video Diaries.” There are 10 of those videos

If you don’t like One Direction that’s okay. We are all entitled to an opinion. If we all liked the same thing we wouldn’t really have personalities now would we?

WOW: AmaZAYN- another spelling of amazing used for Directioners, Zayn is a band member.

MOM: You can always get a group of friends and do a talent show for your school or neighborhood. J   Be sure to ask your parents before you do anything.

Besties

Hello people of the world! How is thy doing? Guess what today’s blog is about….did you guess yet? Well if you guessed friends you are correct…but if you didn’t….You are absolutely, without a doubt NOT physic. Did I make you smile? J

Friends are people I like to call angels. They mean a lot to me. I can’t stand to see a friend upset. But if you upset my bestie…I suggest changing your name and running for the hills.

Anyway, friends should help one another out without a doubt. You should always try to be there. Friends help you carry a problem and solve it. They make you laugh and smile.  Friends are great. But best friends are epic.

How can you tell if they are a true best friend? Mess up, like really mess up. When I say that I don’t mean go do something stupid on purpose. The friends that forgive you and stay by your side are your true best friends.

One thing about me and my bestie is that if anyone heard or read our conversations we’d be put in a mental hospital in less than 5 minutes. I can always count on her! Bffs are always in your heart and there for you.

“A best friend is one who knows how strange your mind is, how weird you are, and still chooses to be seen with you and public and loves you.”-Remy

                                                                  True Besties. J

Hi Guys! You know what I absolutely love about my blog’s name? I can write about anything! The sky is the limit. So, I’m adding a new tidbit like WOW but its Mass of Money (MOM). Basically it will feature quick ways to earn money.

Today I am going to talk about books and fun things to do after you read them. I love to go to my local library! During the summer and sometimes in the school year they host clubs were they put on interesting programs.

For example the cool club I’m in now has this bingo card and a coupon activity book. The bingo card has activities that involve reading and library stuff that I have to mark off. As I do them. The book has a ton of activities that when you complete and fill out you turn in and get a coupon.

Now, after you read a book you enjoyed you could do a ton of things involving what you read. You could write a summary, a biography on a character, a script to turn the book into a movie you can act out with your friends and fiction fantasy. That is when you write a turn that wasn’t originally in a book but it could have happened.  Example: What if Bella married Jacob instead of Edward in Twilight?

 Bye guys! Sorry it was short we expect company this weekend and I’m excited. Have a great day and blessings.

WOW- Photosynthesis- how plants turn sunlight, carbon dioxide, into food.

MOM- Bake sale- make some yummy treats and sell them only to people you know. Stranger Danger!

Pandas!

Hello Guys! I was in Memphis on a vacation for a while. It was so much fun. One of the places we went to was the Memphis Zoo. I learned a lot there. But, today I am going to talk about something very important.

          Pandas. Yes, I did type pandas. You know the big black and white bears? Well, they are on the border of extinction! If they become extinct your future generation will never get to see them. Pandas will be there dinosaurs.

          That’s not all; I like to call this a domino effect. Get this, if spiders were to become extinct and die out, flies and other bugs would reproduce and take over and kill other species. The world depends on one another to survive.

          Pandas aren’t the only ones in danger. Look at Polar Bears and many more species of animal. Many animals die due to humans. We cut down trees, which provide their homes and food. We use plants and water, more lost food! We kill them for food and clothing.

          Makes you think a little? I hope so. We could all do much to prevent this. Like planting trees, growing vegetable gardens, and so much more. But do you know another main factor that’s hurting our furry friends?

          Pollution. The ozone layer is vanishing, bringing heat to melt the north and south poles. Our oxygen is disappearing like our trees. Trash harms animals too, landfills take up habitat space.

          We could all drive a little less, plant a few trees, and recycle. Just a little bit from each person helps a ton. You could use reusable things.

Instead of a plastic bag use a sandwich container, don’t use plastic utensils or paper plates try to use washable ones. Get the picture??

          Now a good laugh will help you remember this. I love pandas, they are so chill, they are like, “Dude, racism is stupid, I’m black, white, and Asian.”  No offense to anyone!

WOW- Pollution- something that hurts the Earth. Usually trash, chemicals, etc.

Random Thoughts

Okay, today I would like to share with some thoughts that are weird. They can be very silly, but true. Hope you enjoy!

·       So, what color is a mirror?

·       What kind of pens you want, the ink ones?

·       Yeah, if I was a pony, I’d be Pinkie Pie.

·       If I tie a knot here and staple this, no you need…Pi?

·       Do you think gummibears hate us?

·       OMG how long does it take to reply??? Oh, he did…

·       The floor must not have pressure points.

·       Well, never thought I’d say “You da Noodle!”

    Yeah, pretty strange, huh? I decided to bless you with not knowing the absolute randomest ones ever. I don’t want your brain to become infected with….well Random Epicness.

That Moment

          That LOL moment when you say something meaning to insult someone and you say it wrong so it insults you.

         

          That what the fugi moment when you look up yourself on skype and 300 matches found.

          That “Really?” moment when someone asks you “Do I know you?” I always want to say, “No, otherwise you wouldn’t be asking would you?

                  

                   You know how lucky you are? You got 2-mini segments instead of 1 long one! J Here are a few things I need to mention-

                   I will try to post every Wednesday. I am going to have a ton of ideas ready by then….I hope.  If I am too tired, writer-ma-blocked, or lazy I probably will just do 2-mini segments. Also at the end of every post I will give you a WOW (word of the week) which usually is a word I enjoy using and it’s meaning,

WOW (word of the week)- Yeperdoodles- synonym for yes or ok.

Hello World!

          

           Hello there! The fact that you are taking time out of your day to read this blog means only one thing; you are a VERY epic person. J

            My blog’s name is “Random Epicness.” I love this name because my blog is targeted on my own thoughts, which are pretty random. I am going to give you the excitement and randomness of my thoughts. Scared yet?

            On this blog, you might find art ideas to do when you bored, things I enjoy, my favorite stuff, new words, and all kinds of things to keep you entertained.

            I’m one of the weirdest peeps ever, but there is yet to be a boring second inside my mind.  I hope to share my weird but interesting view of the world. So I hope you’ll check back often to see what’s happening in…

            Random Epicness